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Review and Comment on the News 6/30/06
06.30.06 (7:39 am)   [edit]
Charles "Chuck" Schumer "Willie Hortons" Republicans for "Willie Hortoning" Democrats:

Joining the leader of his party, Howard "Hank" Dea n, New York Senator Chuck Schumer is accusing the Republicans of using immigration as a central campaign issue.  He says it's like Willie Horton in 1988 and gay marriage in 2004. 

Schumer (D New York) was (or is) under investigation for illegally obtaining the credit history of an African American republican, Michael Steele, intending to do God knows what with it. Imagine if a white republican had illegally obtained the credit history of an African American democrat. Schumer is today's "Republican Culture of Corruption" moment.

Gore went on the "Democrats Good, Republicans Bad" Show with cutting edge hipster Jon Stewart and claims we are all doomed in 10...er I mean 8 no, uh 14
years:

The first guffaw came quite early on when Stewart asked Dr. Gore when he first started doing this slide show about global warming. Now, bear in mind that in the movie, Gore claims that America has only ten years to avert a major environmental crisis. Yet, obviously having forgotten this, Gore first answered, “Oh, eight years…a long time.” Then, much like he did on the campaign trail, he changed his position: “Actually, since before I became vice president.”

Okay. So, assuming the second answer is the right one, that means that he’s been doing this presentation for at least fourteen years…which means the end of the world happened four years ago, and we all missed it!

Wait, we all "Ran down the Curtain and joined the Choir Invisible" 4 years ago....

Today's Hard News may be gleaned
here.



Study: Money does not buy much
happiness:

Your next raise might buy you a more lavish vacation, a better car, or a few extra bedrooms, but it's not likely to buy you much happiness.

Measuring the quality of people's daily lives via surveys, the results of a study published in the June 30 issue of journal Science reveals that income plays a rather insignificant role in day-to-day happiness.

...so it must buy some happiness. Can money buy you some love? Yes, it can, but I'm not sure I'd call it love.. Palestiniam PM condemns Gaza raid:

Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniya has denounced Israel's offensive in Gaza as an attempt to bring down the Hamas-led government.


Damn. And I had such faith in a Hamas led government. I thought this was finally it.

Supreme Court ties Americas
Hands?

The Supreme Court has pulled the rug out from under President HitlerBurton W. McChimpstein in dramatic fashion with its verdict that he has no authority to try terror suspects in military tribunals.

Put me firmly in the 3 regarding this 5-3 decision. I know, I'm a facist. John Murtha missing a golden opprotunity to jump on this bandwagon:

U.S. troops accused of killing Iraq family

BEIJI, Iraq - Five U.S. Army soldiers are being investigated for allegedly raping a young woman, then killing her and three members of her family in Iraq.

...or has he already weighed in on this one and I just missed it? Teen commandeers shuttle into Space, claims it for her own, lands in court. Ooh! Now's my big chance!

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Review and Comment on the News 6/29/06
06.29.06 (7:21 am)   [edit]
If "The Evil One" were a democrat we'd be hearing all day long from the media about how great the economy is and it would define his presidency but since he is "The Evil One" I guess we'll have to pick it up in snippets:

The new snapshot of gross domestic product for the January-to-March period exceeded the 5.3 percent growth rate estimated a month ago, the Commerce Department reported Thursday. The upgraded reading - based on more complete information - matched economists' forecasts.

This
oughta be interesting.

Osama bin Laden will issue a videotaped message paying tribute to slain al-Qaida in Iraq chief Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, a message posted on an Islamic militant Web site said Wednesday.

What are they going to do? Have a posthumous celebrity roast?

The Lizard
wheezes:

Howard "Hank"Dean accuses republicans of bashing
immigrants then proceeds to blame them for a host of other horrors, chief among them the desertification and redistricting of the Sahara Desert hundreds of thousands of years ago...

Code Pink Alert!! 
Peace Queen Hive Mother Cindy Sheehan plans hunger strike! I wonder if it will last longer than Saddam's recent attempt?

Today's Hard News may be gleaned
here.

Ripple effect from
Iraq?

Kuwaitis voted for a new parliament on Thursday with women running and casting ballots for the first time in a national poll in the Gulf Arab state.

"I don't know how to describe my feelings, I am so happy, it's a beautiful day as women practice their right," female candidate Hind al-Shaikh said. "I hope a woman makes it."

Parliament passed a law in May 2005 giving women the right to vote and stand in elections for the 50-seat National Assembly of the oil-producing country.

Officials said about 250 candidates are standing, including 28 women determined to make headway despite daunting odds of beating seasoned male opponents, many of whom are former parliamentarians seeking re-election.

This
is a huge surprise.

The late Serb leader Slobodan Milosevic and communist-era Serb President Ivan Stambolic are seen in this 1986 file photo. Milosevic ordered the murder of Stambolic, whom he saw as a threat to his hold on power, Serbia's Supreme Court has found. (Stringer/Reuters)

The New York Times defends it's patriotism:

The New York Times hit back at bitter government criticism of its decision to disclose details of a secret US anti-terror program to monitor global banking transactions.

In an editorial titled "Patriotism and the Press," the Times firmly rejected charges from President HitlerBurton W. McChimpstein and senior Republicans that the report had undermined national security and offered succour to terrorist groups.

The story bore "no resemblance to security breaches, like disclosure of troop locations, that would clearly compromise the immediate safety of specific individuals," the newspaper said.

Oh please! There's more to breaching security than disclosing troop locations. Sometimes Useful Idiots aren't aware they are being useful, hence the term "idiot."

A New York Times reader riding the subway during the morning rush hour in July, 2005, in New York City. The New York Times hit back at bitter government criticism of its decision to disclose details of a secret US anti-terror program to monitor global banking transactions.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Mario Tama)

Hamas officials arrested.  This is fucking stupid:

The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that President Bush overstepped his authority in ordering military war crimes trials for Guantanamo Bay detainees.

The ruling, a rebuke to the administration and its aggressive anti- terror policies, was written by Justice John Paul Stevens, who said the proposed trials were illegal under U.S. law and Geneva conventions.

So what now? We give them civilian lawyers and try them in civilian courts? Great.

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AP Incorrectly Claims 4 out of 5 Dentists Praise Gore's Movie / Today's Hard News
06.28.06 (5:49 am)   [edit]
4 out of 5 Dentists Praise Gore's Movie?Is the AP in the bucket for Al?

The June 27, 2006 Associated Press (AP) article titled “Scientists OK Gore’s Movie for Accuracy” by Seth Borenstein raises some serious questions about AP’s bias and methodology.

AP chose to ignore the scores of scientists who have harshly criticized the  science presented in former Vice President Al Gore’s movie “An Inconvenient Truth.”

In the interest of full disclosure, the AP should release the names of the “more than 100 top climate researchers” they attempted to contact to review “An Inconvenient Truth.” AP should also name all 19 scientists who gave Gore “five stars for accuracy.” AP claims 19 scientists viewed Gore’s movie, but it only quotes five of them in its article. AP should also release the names of the so-called scientific “skeptics” they claim to have contacted.


I don't doubt they're out there. Anyone who thinks the Earth's climate isn't going to change from time to time is a bit naive in my view. Are we causing the "alarming melting" on Mars' polar ice cap as well? What about Triton and Pluto?As Robert Heinlein once said ,"Climate is what we want, weather is what we get." And another thing! Why do they always ramp up hysteria about Global Warming during the months of June, July and August?Farmer: Sumbitch, it's hot out there! Seizes Gatorade towel, wipes brow, strains dirt through fingers...

Today's Hard News may be gleaned here.

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Review and Comment on the News 6/27/06
06.27.06 (7:25 am)   [edit]

Ok liberals!!

I want you to say something nice about the Fuhrer:

Bush: Climate Change is serious problem'

Climate Change was a serious problem for Wooly Mammoths as well, just ask them. 

Florida woman deploys personal airbags and survives being thrown through
sunroof:

Town N Country, Florida – A woman is in stable condition after being ejected through the sunroof of her SUV during an accident.

TIME buttresses a point I've made in previous Reviews about Lieberman's Iraq outlook being his undoing:

With bloggers, consituents and many party officials still angry about his support for the war, Connecticut's moderate Democratic senator is fighting for his political life

Couple that with Bab's endorsement of his opponent and you may as well stick a fork in him. I still can't believe he was on the same ticket with that thing in 2000. Run for President as an Independent in '08!

Big Doings from the Halliburton Orbital Platform of Death: Cheney launches another salvo from
space..

An asteroid possibly as large as a half-mile or more in diameter is rapidly approaching the Earth.  There is no need for concern, for no collision is in the offing, but the space rock will make an exceptionally close approach to our planet early on Monday, July 3, passing just beyond the Moon's average distance from Earth

...but Alas, Dark Cheney will have to satisfy himself with a near miss. 

Climate Change Fallout: 

Guys! We don't stand a
chance. Womb environment 'makes men gay'.

A man's sexual orientation may be determined by conditions in the womb, according to a study.

Quote of the Day: Neal Boortz:

They had some bad flooding in Washington
over the past few days.  Does this mean we can take bureaucrats and politicians and spread them across the country in cheap hotel rooms for four months?  Please?

Ward "Hank"Churchill : Plucky Hipster to be canned. I personally am against this action, he has provided hours of entertainment during slow news cycles.

Sporting Wood: Limbaugh caught with
Viagra! Jail him now:

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.


...the little Eichmann!

Climate Change claims two Potter
characters:

Rowling to kill two in final Potter book

"The final chapter is hidden away, although it's now changed very slightly," she said in an interview broadcast on Monday on Britain's Channel 4. "One character got a reprieve, but I have to say two die that I didn't intend to die."

Rowling to be charged with Climatological Homicide.

Hamas is now capable of finding Israel on a
map:

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - The rival Hamas and Fatah movements agreed on a plan implicitly recognizing Israel, a top Palestinian official said Tuesday after weeks of acrimonious negotiations aiming to lift crippling international aid sanctions.

Congratulations.

Dude, where's my KFC?: Axl Rose gets the
munchies, finds nearest drumstick, dines!

Axl Rose, lead singer for the band Guns N' Roses, performs during the MTV Video Music Awards at New York's Radio City Music Hall Thursday, Aug. 29, 2002. Rose was arrested in Stockholm on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, after allegedly biting a security guard in the leg outside his hotel, police said.  (AP Photo/ Beth Keiser)

Useful Idiot?: Murtha snap to! Uh oh. Maybe those evil Marines didn't kill Iraqi civilians in cold blood after all. We have to hope they did, right? George W. Bush is President, this just has to be standard operating procedure, right? Bush had to give the order, right?

New evidence continues to emerge that U.S. Marines did not wantonly kill Iraqi civilians in Haditha last November - and the soldiers' accounts of what happened are backed up by videotape shot by an ultralight vehicle, NewsMax has learned.

Michael Barone: New York Times vs. America:

Why do they hate us? No, I'm not talking about Islamofascist terrorists. We know why they hate us: because we have freedom of speech and freedom of religion, because we refuse to treat women as second-class citizens, because we do not kill homosexuals, because we are a free society.

Celebrate Diversity:

Roving Bands of TransGender Americans Sack New
Orleans:

 Robyn Lewis, owner of Dark Charm fashion and accessories for women, represents the first line of defense for the Magazine Street shop owners. She is the first to see them come strutting in their pumps down St. Andrew Street, the bewigged pack of thieves who have plagued the Lower Garden District since May.

Like an SOS flare, Lewis grabs her emergency phone list and starts calling.

“They’re coming,” she warns Eric Ogle a salesman at Vegas, a block down Magazine Street. Ogle, who was terrorized by the brazen crew two months earlier, alerts neighboring Winky’s where manager Kendra Bonga braces for the onslaught.

Soon every shop owner in the 2000 block of Magazine Street has been alerted.

Sarah Celino at Trashy Diva eyes the door, ready to flip the lock at the first sight of the....

ROTFLMAOAAAIEFMRN!!!! Climate Change led to Katrina, which led to the horrible wanton plunder we are now witnessing! I know I'm beating a dead seal, I promise, I'll try to get off Climate Change.....

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Saturday Daily Kos Exclusive... Bush Horror
06.24.06 (12:09 pm)   [edit]

Mr. and Mrs. Krikey pissed:

Bush Kills Final Remaining "Darwin Tortoise" Declares Theory of Evolution Dead and Invokes Martial Law:

 A 176-year-old tortoise believed to be one of the world’s oldest living creatures has died in an Australian zoo.


Image: Steve Irwin, Terri Irwin and Harriet

Dark Cheney was moved to an undisclosed location where he is said to be busy chloroforming pre-schoolers.

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Review and Comment on the News 6/23/06
06.23.06 (8:34 am)   [edit]
There is no terrorist threat:

"There is no terrorist threat in this country. This is a lie. This is the biggest lie we've been told."- Michael Moore

MIAMI - Calling them "homegrown terrorists," Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said Friday that seven men had been charged with conspiring to work with al-Qaida to blow up Chicago's Sears Tower and five federal buildings.

“They were persons who for whatever reason came to view their home country as the enemy,” Gonzales said at a news conference at the Justice Department. The suspects include U.S. citizens and legal immigrants.

Terrorism was created by Karl Rove to bring terrified Americans to heel and enshrine the Republican Party forever. More Good News From Iraq:

The US military said Friday it had detained a senior leader of al-Qaida in Iraq and three other suspected insurgents in raids northeast of Baghdad, near where al-Qaida chief Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was killed in a US air raid earlier this month.

The chief suspect reportedly was a senior al-Qaida cell leader in central Iraq, north of the capital, and was known to be involved in helping foreign fighters.

Coalition forces raided multiple buildings on Monday and detained the "known terrorist" and the three others with incident, according to the military statement.

Several women and children were at the raid sites, but they were not injured and were allowed to return to their homes once troops secured the area, it said.

The Earth is as hot or hotter now than it was when Jesus walked the Earth:

The Earth is running a slight fever from greenhouse gases, after enjoying relatively stable temperatures for 2,000 years. The National Academy of Sciences, after reconstructing global average surface temperatures for the past two millennia, said Thursday the data are "additional supporting evidence ... that human activities are responsible for much of the recent warming."

So, what made the Earth so hot 2,000 years ago? Industry? Big Oil? Nice try:

 A controversial paper asserting that recent warming in the Northern Hemisphere was probably unrivaled for 1,000 years was endorsed today, with a few reservations, by a panel convened by the nation's pre-eminent scientific body.
The panel said that a statistical method used in the 1999 study was not the best and that some uncertainties in the work "have been underestimated," and it particularly challenged the authors' conclusion that the decade of the 1990's was probably the warmest in a millennium.

Eureka!!The '90s?? Sooo, the warming is the result of Clinton/Gore policies, intentionally designed to bring about warmer temperatures so as to strike fear in the hearts of Americans and  bring them to heel... and give Al something to do once he was elected President. However, Chimpy W. McHalliHitler and Brit Hume foiled their secret agenda by stealing Florida, thus installing our current dictator who refuses to sign Kyoto, thus foiling the Clinton/Gore Secret Warming Plan codenamed "Putting People First." Kissinger's involvement as not beeen established as of  yet...

Saddam ends his hunger strike after just one
meal:

IMAGE: Saddam Hussein

BAGHDAD - Saddam Hussein ended a brief hunger strike after missing just one meal in his U.S.-run prison, a U.S. military spokesman said on Friday.

The former Iraqi leader had refused lunch on Thursday in protest at the killing of one of his lawyers by gunmen, but the spokesman said he ate his evening meal.

Former Saddam aides being held in the same prison had refused to eat three meals since Wednesday evening but ended their fast with the ex-president.

He could've kept up his hunger strike and accused his American and Iraqi captors of abuse. Actually a terrorist missing one meal is abuse, just ask any human rights organization. Soldiers being mutilated and having their eyes gouged out by terrorist thugs isn't abuse,it isn't even torture, but, making a GITMO detainee stand for hours on end in a brightly lighted room full of photos of 9/11 victims while the Star Spangled Banner is playing at concert volume is...and so is flogging them with rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken until they gain 18 pounds. Perhaps that is part of a policy to fatten them up so that if and when they are released back into the desert they are easier targets.

I voted for it before I voted against it. John Kerry opposed his own current troop withdrawal proposol in 2003 calling it "cut and
run":

While Democrats bristle at Republican descriptions of their Iraq policy as "cut and run," Sen. John Kerry, the author of a bill defeated today in the Senate, used that very term to criticize President Bush's consideration during the 2004 election campaign of a timetable for withdrawal.

In a December 2003 speech at the Council on Foreign Relations in New York City, the Massachusetts Democrat said he feared that "in the run-up to the 2004 election, the administration is considering what is tantamount to a cut-and-run strategy," notes Townhall.com writer Tim Chapman.

81 Democrats voted to authorize the use of force (maybe they thought it was to use "The Force") against Iraq.  Rove's Jedi Mind Trick won the day...
Today's Hard News can be gleaned here.

 

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Chemical Weapons Found in Iraq, Bush lied. / ABC Solciting Global Warming Horror Stories...
06.22.06 (6:55 am)   [edit]
I know this doesn't count because Fox News is breaking the story and Bush lied, thousands died, no blood for oil, but apparently hundreds of Chemical Weapons (500 to be exact) have been found in Iraq:

The United States has found 500 chemical weapons in Iraq since 2003, and more weapons of mass destruction are likely to be uncovered, two Republican lawmakers said Wednesday.

So, the next obvious question is:  How many weapons does it take to constitute a "stockpile"?

Reading from a declassified portion of a report by the National Ground Intelligence Center, a Defense Department intelligence unit, Santorum said: "Since 2003, coalition forces have recovered approximately 500 weapons munitions which contain degraded mustard or sarin nerve agent. Despite many efforts to locate and destroy Iraq's pre-Gulf War chemical munitions, filled and unfilled pre-Gulf War chemical munitions are assessed to still exist."

 
Click here to read the declassified portion of the NGIC report.

"The purity of the agents inside the munitions depends on many factors, including the manufacturing process, potential additives and environmental storage conditions. While agents degrade over time, chemical warfare agents remain hazardous and potentially lethal," Santorum read from the document.

The weapons are thought to be manufactured before 1991 so they would not be proof of an ongoing WMD program in the 1990s. But they do show that Saddam Hussein was lying when he said all weapons had been destroyed, and it shows that years of on-again, off-again weapons inspections did not uncover these munitions.

"It turned out the whole country was an ammo dump,"
he said, adding that on more than one occasion, a conventional weapons site has been uncovered and chemical weapons have been discovered mixed within them.

Election year posturing by mean spirited republicans fat with Abramoff cash?Defining down WMD? Stay tuned.

Is Global Warming effecting your life? Email
us:

Witnessing the impact of global warming in your life?

ABC News wants to hear from you. We're currently producing a report on the increasing changes in our physical environment, and are looking for interesting examples of people coping with the differences in their daily lives. Has your life been directly affected by global warming? We want to hear and see your stories. Have you noticed changes in your own backyard or hometown?

Yes, as a matter of fact I have. Sometimes the climate changes and the weather gets so hot I have to mow the grass surrounding my home. It's terrible, it gets worse every year. Later, as the heat wears on, the lawn turns brown and I don't have to mow it as much anymore. When will it end? And at certain times of the year, I often have to put a cardboard visor in my car windshield so as to block the encroaching solar radiation, I have no other choice. I also notice the migratory waterfowl flying hither and yon so as to avoid the horrors of Kyoto non-compliance becau se they don't have proper access to sun visors. Somebody, (preferably a governmental regulatory agency) do something...

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Review and Comment on the News 6/21/06
06.21.06 (7:32 am)   [edit]

Stephen Hawking parrots Gore, worried about Climate Change:

Asked about the environment, Hawking, who suffers from a degenerative disease and speaks through a computerized voice synthesizer, said he was "very worried about global warming." He said he was afraid that Earth "might end up like Venus, at 250 degrees centigrade and raining sulfuric acid."

Sure, if an Alien Armada entered the Solar System, fitted the Earth with Planetary Thrusters and n udged the Earth into the orbit of Venus, plagued it with a permanent cloud cover, spun it's rotation in the opposite direction, stripped the Earth of water vapor, changed the atmospheric content to 96% carbon dioxide and 4% nitrogen and introduced a mechanism to trap solar radiation more effectively, he might have a point. When it comes to Space, the Universe and Time I'll turn to Hawking, when it comes to Climate Change I'll turn to Fred Singer or a host of others whose expertise is Climatology, not Quantum Mechanics.

Oh
gak. The Peace Queen Hive Mother's reign never ends. Trouble in Paradise:

While traversing the country, he has been concerned about fundraising decisions in Washington at the Democratic National Committee (DNC). Emanuel reportedly stormed out of a meeting with DNC Chairman Howard Dean several weeks ago, exasperated that the Republican National Committee (RNC) had banked far greater reserves than its Democratic counterpart.

Asked whether Dean is doing a good job, Emanuel did not directly answer the question.

Unilateralist Cowboy activates interceptor missile defense system:

The Pentagon activated its new U.S. ground-based interceptor missile defense system, and officials announced yesterday that any long-range missile launch by North Korea would be considered a "provocative act."
    P oor weather conditions above where the missile site was located by U.S. intelligence satellites indicates that an immediate launch is unlikely, said officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity.


Senator (thank god)  Kerry demands Middle East bloodbath, er, I mean deadline:

Senators John Kerry and Russ Feingold sent out an e-mail to 3 million people yesterday in which they demanded that the Bush Administration set a firm deadline for the withdrawal of our troops
.  The two military generals went on to say that "Our country desperately needs a new vision for strengthening our national security, and it starts by redeploying U.S. forces out of Iraq."  Of course they don't say a word about the mess that would be left behind if we did that.

All the terrorists would have to do is lay low until the Coalition pulls out and then...Boom! Uh oh. Lawyer for Saddam kidnapped, killed.

The Age in which we live:  Even the Afterlife is
politicized...

June 26, 2006 issue - Conservatives are more confident than liberals that they'll avoid hell—and that they know someone who won't. Liberals are less confident about their own chances of escaping hell and less sure they can identify the damned. These are a few results from an unusual online survey Beliefnet conducted this month among 10,000 of its members.

Maybe hell is Venus.....

Venus is scorched with a surface temperature of about 482° C (900° F). This high temperature is primarily due to a runaway greenhouse effect caused by the heavy atmosphere of carbon dioxide. Sunlight passes through the atmosphere to heat the surface of the planet. Heat is radiated out, but is trapped by the dense atmosphere and not allowed to escape into space. This makes Venus hotter than Mercury.

Climate Change causes growth... 
Kos Open Thread: Love letters to "The Architect"

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Review and Comment on the News 6/20/06
06.20.06 (7:26 am)   [edit]
Lay's breaks speed record. Missing soldiers found dead:

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Two U.S. soldiers who went missing after an attack on their checkpoint have been found dead and were tortured before being killed, an Iraqi defense official said on Tuesday.

They were actually tortured, not flogged with rice pilaf until they gained 18 pounds ala GITMO. Nagin still can't control New Orleans. I know it's Bush's fault, FEMA and if he had signed Kyoto they wouldn't be in this mess. The Clinton Legacy:

With the presidential election more than two years away, a CNN poll released Monday suggests that nearly half of Americans would "definitely not vote for" Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Forty-eight percent said the same of former Vice President Al Gore, who has repeatedly denied he intends to run again for president.

Stanley Cup Winners: Congratulations to the Carolina Hurricanes. The Mouth of Madness: Daily Kos Open Thread. Planning your next trip to an environmental summit? Don't fly, in fact, don't even breathe en route, you may be part of the problem. Kim better not carry out his missile test, he may contribute to Global Warming. I wonder if he would've signed Kyoto? Taliban: Another reason these clowns need to be wiped out. I know, if coalition forces weren't there they wouldn't be using children as Human Shields, it's our fault.

TALEBAN fighters used women and children as human shields as they tried to escape into the mountains of Afghanistan, British troops claimed yesterday.

Liberman: Big tent my ass. Here's what happens when you don't tow the line. That column he wrote extolling positive developments in Iraq sealed his fate.

Climate Change leads to 5% jump in Housing
Starts:

WASHINGTON — Construction of new homes and apartments, after three months of declines, increased in May, helped by dry weather.

The Commerce Department said builders started construction at a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 1.957 million units last month, up 5% from April's pace. The better-than-expected increase came after declines of 5.5% in April, 7.5% in March and 5.9% in February.

Analysts attributed the rise to an unusually dry spring in many parts of the country, which allowed builders to start work on more homes. But they cautioned that construction activity is likely to slide in coming months as the housing industry slows under the impact of rising mortgage rates.

Damn you, Mr. President!! Sign it Now!!

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Review and Comment on the News 6/19/06
06.19.06 (7:45 am)   [edit]
Kim prepares to test missile that  can reach America.

WASHINGTON, June 18 — North Korea appears to have completed fueling a long-range ballistic missile, American officials said Sunday, a move that greatly increases the probability that it will go ahead with its first important test launching in eight years.

From Boortz:

North Korea is treading on dangerous territory these days.  According to new intelligence photos, the communist country is going to be testing a long-range ballistic missile...one capable of reaching the continental United States.  The missiles appear to be fueled up and ready to go..on a remote section of North Korea's coast.  The missile is large enough to carry a nuclear weapon.  
We have been negotiating with North Korea for years.  The Clinton administration even sent the Secretary of State to make a worthless agreement with that nutcase...one that he immediately broke.

If Bush were to pull troops out of Iraq it would be "cut and run" if democrats pull troops out of Iraq it's a "strategic or phased redeployment." The Military Industrial Complex. The threat of terrorism is exagerrated, purely a creation of the Bush administration's policy of striking fear in the hearts of the American people so as to bring them to heel:

Al-Qaeda terrorists came within 45 days of attacking the New York subway system with a lethal gas similar to that used in Nazi death camps. They were stopped not by any intelligence breakthrough, but by an order from Osama bin Laden's deputy, Ayman Zawahiri. And the U.S. learned of the plot from a CIA mole inside al-Qaeda. These are some of the more startling revelations by Pulitzer Prize-winning author Ron Suskind, whose new book The One Percent Doctrine is excerpted in the forthcoming issue of TIME. It will appear on Time.com early Sunday morning.

Michael Moore is right. There is no terrorist threat. Droopy's 15 minutes of fame never ends.

Republican Culture of Corruption:


Kos: Trouble in
paradise.

June 18, 2006 — Jerome Armstrong, the political strategist who followed a famous Internet fundraising effort for Howard Dean in 2004 with a book on “people-powered politics,” has a sordid past as a shill for a worthless dot-com stock.

Armstrong, 42, touted a dubious Chinese software company, BluePoint, beginning in 1999, without disclosing that he accepted “below-market&rdquo ; shares in exchange for the glowing reports he posted on a site called Raging Bull, according to a 2003 civil suit that named him as a defendant. Floyd Schneider, a New Jersey mortgage broker and investigator of penny-stock scams, said he was a repeated target of Armstrong’s attacks because he criticized the finances and business models of firms Armstrong supported. “[Armstrong] was among the nastiest and ugliest stock touts from that era,” said Schneider. “The stocks he touted were dogs and rigged, so it makes sense that he had a deal with promoters.”

Hmmm...How many people lost money because of  Armstrong? I demand a frogmarch ala the wet dreams of Rove haters. Bush's approval rating soars. Radiohead singer is honest if nothing else. The amount of garbage created by worldwide Earth Day celebrations has to be staggering as well. It would be more environmentally friendly to cancel the holiday all together.

Saddam:  
Toast? Mike Farrel and Ed Asner are missing a golden opprotunity here. Give Hussein a nickname like "Tookie" or Snugglebumps and his public image could change overnight. I hear he's written poetry in the slammer, that could soften his image, especially if the poems involve dafodils or sun kissed beaches.

They call me Beast of Baghdad.
They're hurtful and they're snide --
But that's because they've never seen
My sweet, poetic side.

Sure, I authorized some floggings,
And gassed to death some foes,
But I'm hoping now to show the world
The Saddam that no one knows.

This Saddam is filled with anguish
For all things mean and bad.
I weep for mankind's pain -- in fact,
My name begins with Sad.

You thought I'd hidden weapons
And I admit I did, in part:
My pen, it has a warhead
To warm the coldest heart.

Neither cell nor fetid rathole
Can still this plaintive wail.
I'll keep writing mush, I swear it
Till you get me outta jail.


Snugglebumps...

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Review and Comment on the News 6/16/06
06.16.06 (8:16 am)   [edit]
Witchiepoo deploys secret Space Fleet to thwart Lidsville dictator Horatio J. HooDoo's nuclear ambitions. Kofi Annan urges three way talks. This is probably what captures America's attention more than the Lidsville Nuclear Crisis. Shit hit the fan yesterday over Iraq.

Things got heated yesterday on the floor of the House and Senate yesterday...particularly the House...over the war in Iraq. Republicans introduced a resolution praising U.S. troops, labeling the war in Iraq part of the War On Terror and saying a withdraw date should not be set. Democrats took the bait, and it was on.

The purpose was to draw out the Democrats...to get them on record saying that they don't support the war in Iraq and that they want to cut and run. Because ultimately...if you don't support the current mission, that's really the only position you can take. And with things going pretty well these days...cutting and running isn't something the American people would support.

So out comes Nancy Pelosi...and says "This is a war that is a grotesque mistake." How nice. I'm sure all of the troops serving in Iraq from Pelosi's district are pleased to know she thinks they're there fighting for a "grotesque mistake." So what's her answer? She doesn't have one....all she says is that it's time for a new strategy, according to her "one that will make us safer, strengthen our military, and restore our reputation in the world." In other words, like most Democrats, she has no plan.

Yesterday's debate served its purpose. It showed that Democrats have no real ideas of their own ... except to run and hide.

Sir Arthur! Get out of there!  Sri Lanka bombs the Tamil Tigers:

KILINOCHCHI, Sri Lanka (Reuters) - Sri Lanka's air force bombed around the Tamil Tiger rebel headquarters for a second night on Friday as the victims of a civilian bus ambush were buried.

More Republican "Culture of Corruption" fallout:

Democrats voted last night to strip Rep. William J. Jefferson (D-La.) of a plum committee assignment while he is embroiled in a federal bribery investigation.

Rep. William Jefferson





Tiger Woods shoots two double bogeys, falling 11 shots out of the U.S Open lead, blames Climate Change.

After starting his second round steadily on the back nine with four straight pars, Woods made double-bogey 6s on Nos. 14 and 16. On 14, he came up short on a chip, then missed a bogey putt from about 2 feet. On 16, he hooked an iron from the fairway over the gallery and trees and onto an adjacent hole to set up his second double-bogey.

Halliburton strikes again:

Chinese authorities tried to slow the spread of a toxic spill by building 51 makeshift dams along the tainted river and using fire trucks to pump out polluted water before it reaches a reservoir serving a city of 10 million people, state media said Friday.

Daryl Hannah and Enviro-activist, the legendary Julia "Butterfly"Hill locked in mortal combat over rental property in Brooklyn.

 Looking for a comfy abode in Brooklyn for a price unthinkable in New York City's red-hot real estate market? Adam Dougherty may be your man. The Williamsburg sculptor put his backyard tree house up for rent as a gag on the Craigslist Web site; asking price $150.
Since last Saturday, the posting has drawn more than 30 prospective buyers, renters and vacationers.

Plucky oldsters pack Senate:

The U.S. Senate, dubbed "the world's most exclusive club," is also one of the most elderly, with more than a third of its 100 members at or well past 65 with no plans to leave anytime soon.

Who would want to leave? It's paradise! The camraderie, the interns, the power, the waffling, the consensus building, the free Medical Alert Bracelets.

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Review and Comment on the News 6/15/06
06.15.06 (7:30 am)   [edit]
Splicing Albert. The science is in, incontrovertible, unarguable, damning. Global Warming is here, now. The perifidious acitivities of man are warming the planet. If massive regulatory action isn't taken now, Fargo North Dakota will be renamed "Oceanside." So say a majority of scientists. Or do they?

"Scientists have an independent obligation to respect and present the truth as they see it," Al Gore sensibly asserts in his film "An Inconvenient Truth", showing at Cumberland 4 Cinemas in Toronto since Jun 2. With that outlook in mind, what do world climate experts actually think about the science of his movie?
Professor Bob Carter of the Marine Geophysical Laboratory at James Cook University, in Australia gives what, for many Canadians, is a surprising assessment: "Gore's circumstantial arguments are so weak that they are pathetic. It is simply incredible that they, and his film, are commanding public attention." 

But surely Carter is merely part of what most people regard as a tiny cadre of "climate change skeptics" who disagree with the "vast majority of scientists" Gore cites?

No; Carter is one of hundreds of highly qualified non-governmental, non-industry, non-lobby group climate experts who contest the hypothesis that human emissions of carbon dioxide (CO2) are causing significant global climate change. "Climate experts" is the operative term here. Why? Because what Gore's "majority of scientists" think is immaterial when only a very small fraction of them actually work in the climate field. 

Even among that fraction, many focus their studies on the impacts of climate change; biologists, for example, who study everything from insects to polar bears to poison ivy. "While many are highly skilled researchers, they generally do not have special knowledge about the causes of global climate change," explains former University of Winnipeg climatology professor Dr. Tim Ball. (This is key) "They usually can tell us only about the effects of changes in the local environment where they conduct their studies." 

Here is a small sample of the side of the debate we almost never hear:

Appearing before the Commons Committee on Environment and Sustainable Development last year, Carleton University paleoclimatologist Professor Tim Patterson testified, "There is no meaningful correlation between CO2 levels and Earth's temperature over this [geologic] time frame. In fact, when CO2 levels were over ten times higher than they are now, about 450 million years ago, the planet was in the depths of the absolute coldest period in the last half billion years." Patterson asked the committee, "On the basis of this evidence, how could anyone still believe that the recent relatively small increase in CO2 levels would be the major cause of the past century's modest warming?"

Read on. I was watching a program on the Science Channel recently that catalogued all the drastic climate change the Earth has gone through in it's billions of years + history and it makes the debate over the "modest warming" we're experiencing now look stupid.

Murtha may have to take the
stand:

A criminal defense attorney for a Marine under investigation in the Haditha killings says he will call a senior Democratic congressman as a trial witness, if his client is charged, to find out who told the lawmaker that U.S. troops are guilty of cold-blooded murder.   Mr. Puckett said such public comments from a congressman via senior Marines amount to "unlawful command influence." He said potential Marine jurors could be biased by the knowledge that their commandant, the Corps' top officer, thinks the Haditha Marines are guilty.

Experts: Climate Change leads to Soccer Hooliganism.

A Poland fan is stopped by police in Dortmund

Lake Tahoe pollution caused by Industry? Big Bidness? Big Oil? Bush? Cheney? Halliburton? Corporations? Neo Cons? No,
geese!

SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, Calif. - Officials are looking to capture some of Lake Tahoe's biggest polluters: Canada geese. A sewage spill at the lake last summer "is nothing compared to what's happening with these geese," said Jack Spencer, a Department of Agriculture wildlife biologist.  A 10-pound Canada goose can produce four pounds of nitrate- and phosphate-rich feces every day it waddles across the beaches, lawns and golf courses of Tahoe.

**FILE PHOTO** Emerald Bay, on the California side of Lake Tahoe. Experts are blaming some Lake Tahoe pollution on Canada geese. (AP Photo/Bob Galbraith, File)

Holy Shit!! 

Lieberman may go
Independent. Boortz puts it thus:

It's pretty bad when one of the best politicians the Democratic party has winds up having to leave the party...just to stay in office.

I think that column he wrote a while back extolling the many positive developments in Iraq may have sealed his fate with the vein popping, anti- war, Bush Haters that comprise a significant percentage of the Democratic Party these days. I still can't believe he was on the same ticket with that thing in 2000.

Iraq Security Advisor: Al-Queda facing it's end.

Iraq's national security advisor says last week's killing of terror leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi signals "the beginning of the end" of al-Qaida in Iraq.

Worldeater Bush:  Sunglasses remark causes controversy. The President probably thought the reporter was merely shielding himself from the negative effects of republican environmental policies.  Jesse Jackson plans Million Man March to protest the Republic of Montenegro. 

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Findings - Erotic Imagery Sharply Focuses the Mind / Daryl "Butterfly Hill" Hannah
06.14.06 (6:28 am)   [edit]

Wow. It probably took years of intense study to arrive at this riveting conclusion.

 When study volunteers viewed erotic pictures, their brains produced electrical responses that were stronger than those elicited by other material that was viewed, no matter how pleasant or disturbing the other material may have been.

In keeping with the eco-left's total inability to respect or even understand property rights, Daryl Hannah trees herself in the grand tradition of Julia "Butterfly" Hill.
Hannah was later coaxed down from the tree by Fireman with a bowl of warm milk.

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Review and Comment on the News 6/13/06
06.13.06 (7:04 am)   [edit]
Where were you when your tinfoil hat exploded?

Bwhahahaha!! He's still out there!

Oh god, am I gonna have fun with
this.

No Rove frogmarch!!

Planet Moonbat self destructs, orgasmic paroxysms dashed on the jagged rocks below! The Architect Skates! Tinfoil hats backfire, balding millions! UN flag to be flown at half staff....

Top White House aide Karl Rove has been told by prosecutors he won't be charged with any crimes in the investigation into the leak of a CIA officer's identity, his lawyer said Tuesday, lifting a heavy burden from one of President Bush's most trusted advisers.



Kossers in mourning: Open Thread.

Finally, a crackdown...

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Under an ambitious plan to bolster security in Baghdad, some 75,000 Iraqi and multinational forces will be deployed in the capital beginning Wednesday, a top Iraqi police official said. Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki promised to show "no mercy" to terrorists and said the security plan would include a curfew and ban on weapons.

Quote of the Day - Neal Boortz:

Do you have any liberal friends? Watch them closely today. They could be suicidal. Federal prosecutors have now said that Karl Rove will NOT be indicted. A truly sad day for the left.

I believe an outreach program is in order, it's time to heal this nation. Or at least 49% of it. Steeler Coach Bill Cowher is one very unhappy camper. I don't know what's going to hurt more, the head injuries or the full fury of Cowher's wrath once he's recovered. Big Ben is going to be showered with buckets of rage induced spittle. I wonder if Cowher knows Rove got off?

Clinton blames GOP policies for more
storms:

As Tropical Storm Alberto threatened to strengthen into the ninth hurricane in 22 months to affect Florida, former President Clinton predicted Monday that Republican environmental policies will lead to more severe storms.

What truly scares me is the number of people that swallow that insipid spew. This is probably the result of GOP policies as well:

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Polar bears in the southern Beaufort Sea may be turning to cannibalism because longer seasons without ice keep them from getting to their natural food, a new study by American and Canadian scientists has found.

This undated file photo from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service's Alaska Image Library shows a polar bear. (AP Photo/U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, FILE)

Hawking: Humans must sally forth:

The survival of the human race depends on its ability to find new homes elsewhere in the universe because there's an increasing risk that a disaster will destroy the Earth, world-renowned scientist Stephen Hawking said Tuesday.

Disaster could have been averted with a Rove Frogmarch! Cute nurse by the way.

Renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking from the University of Cambridge, front,  is accompanied by his nurse during a visit at the Hong Kong University of Science and Technology in Hong Kong Tuesday, June 13, 2006.   Hawking, author of the global best-seller a 'Brief History of Time',  arrived in Hong Kong on Monday and plans to give a lecture on Tuesday.  Hawking is on a six-day visit in Hong Kong  before going to Beijing.(AP Photo/Vincent Yu)

Reverend Howard "Hank" Dean: Rove is a sinner. Dean looks mildly sunburned. Perhaps he was wearing his tinfoil hat like a dust mask when it went off. Bush: Surprise visit to Iraq.

President Bush arrived in Iraq on Tuesday and was expected to be on the ground for more than five hours and speak to U.S. troops, the White House said.

"Good to see you," a beaming Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki told Bush shortly after his arrival at a palace used by the U.S. Embassy.Bush replied as they shook hands, "Thanks for having me."Bush was eager to show progress in Iraq and restore American confidence in his handling of the war.It was his second visit to Iraq and his first since November 2003.

I wonder if this has anything to do with the recent Bilderberger conference in Ottowa?Bob Redford: Just what the world needs, more actors as scientists. I wonder where his tinfoil hat was when it went off? Obviously not on his head. Michael Jackson shows us his Global Warming scars.

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Review and Comment on the News 6/12/06
06.12.06 (7:11 am)   [edit]
After Katrina, every hurricane is going to be analyzed in the style of NFL Primetime, instant replay and color commentary, spot shadows, heated debate etc.



More evidence of Climate Change:

Violent Crime on the increase for the first time in 5
years. 

Inconvenient Truth? Climate Change creates news species of shark:

'Cryptic' shark (Image: University of South Carolina)

A new type of hammerhead shark has been discovered in the northwestern Atlantic Ocean, marine scientists say.

The shark resembles a common species called the scalloped hammerhead but has not yet been classified or named. US researchers say the animal appears to be rare, breeding only in waters off the South Carolina coast. They believe the shark is at risk of extinction and conservation efforts are needed to protect females when they are raising their pups.

Stuff like that never used to happen. I didn't know a shark's young were called "pups" I just assumed they were called "sharklings" or "younguns." If experts didn't know they existed, how do they know they are teetering on the brink of extinction? Look for Greenpeace to shut down all human activity off the South Carolina Coast. Sorry, I had to go and politicize the issue.

Jack Tripper wins!! Grande Madame Hillrod the Exalted tanks in Ohio or Iowa or
wherever: 



Former U.S. Sen. John Edwards of North Carolina leads a list of potential Democratic presidential candidates while Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack holds fourth place, trailing Edwards by 20 points in an early test of support among likely Iowa caucus participants.

A new Iowa Poll conducted for The Des Moines Register shows that Edwards, the runner-up in the Iowa Democratic caucuses two years ago and a frequent visitor to the state since then, is the choice of 30 percent of Iowans who say they are likely to take part in the January 2008 caucuses.

U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York follows on Edwards' heels with 26 percent in the Iowa Poll.

From Daily Kos:



It's a photo of Daily Kossers wearing tinfoil hats. The photo wouldn't post. It's a conspiracy!!

No massacre at Haditha?: Tried and found guilty in the
press.

Amidst all the hysteria over the Haditha "massacre" in Iraq last November, you knew sooner or later the other side of the story was going to come out.  Up to this point, all we've had is the John Murtha version....that a handful of Marines executed 14 or 15 Iraqi civilians...some of them women and children.  That's a serious accusation...and investigations are ongoing.  But now we're hearing from one of the guys that was there.

A sergeant in charge of a squad of Marines in Haditha puts it plainly:
his unit did not intentionally target civilians
, the military rules of engagement were followed and the Marines did not try to cover up the shootings.  This according to the attorney of Staff Sergeant Frank D. Wuterich.  He says the Marines were going house-to-house after insurgents were firing at them from inside one of those houses.  The bottom line: "clearing" the houses...that is neutralizing any threat...was part of the rules of engagement.  Some innocent people may have died...but that doesn't pertain to whether or not these Marines did their job.

If it winds up being that all of these civilians killed were innocent...and there were no insurgents, then it still doesn't matter.  If the Marines had reason to believe they were in there and they followed the rules of engagement...there was no wrongdoing.  But that doesn't matter to an  ultra-leftist like John Murtha and the rest of the mainstream media.  To them, they've found their anti-war cause...and they're sticking to it.  The fact that these Marines have been tried, convicted and sentenced in the press doesn't matter.

Saddam linked to Terrorism? Say it isn't so! After a quick perusal of Democratic Underground.com some time ago, I came away with the impression he was president of the Middle East Chapter of Easter Seals or the Children's Miracle Network. People flew kites in Iraq ya' know? Truly a benchmark of freedom. After sifting through tons of documents seized after Baghdad fell, evidence points to the fact that Saddam may have been a bad guy after all:

The documents, many in Arabic and with no accompanying translation, provide multiple insights into events inside pre-war Iraq.The dossier, however, is huge and disorganized. Digging out its secrets is a laborious task — one that the U.S. government decided to leave to others.

One of those who has taken up the challenge is Ray Robison, currently a military operations research analyst specializing in aviation and missile research in Huntsville, Ala. Robison served on active duty as a fire support officer for the 3rd Brigade of the 2nd Infantry Division at Fort Lewis, Wash. and as a Battalion Signal Officer with the 101st Airborne. His 10 years of active service include duty in the
Gulf War and on peacekeeping assignment in Kosovo.

Robison also served in Qatar as a contractor for the Defense Intelligence Agency, working as part of the CIA-directed Iraq Survey Group (ISG) that examined efforts by Saddam Hussein to build and hide weapons of mass destruction, among other objectives. (The ISG's conclusion: Saddam had substantial WMD capability, but destroyed or otherwise disposed of much of it, though he retained the capability of restoring much of it should sanctions against him be lifted.)

"It is my belief," Robison says, "that those who just want to know the truth will find new and shocking information in these documents and may even change their beliefs about the reasons for the war."

"However, these documents may not answer every valid question, and conclusions may change based on new documentation."

New England Clown seeks to rehabilitate his image:

Pennywise: "I can be a positive role model for children...really!" Rafting trip is in the works.

Quote of the Day- Michael
Barone:

A substantial part of the Democratic Party, some of its politicians and many of its loudest supporters do not want America to succeed in Iraq. So vitriolic and all-consuming is their hatred for George W. Bush that they skip right over the worthy goals we have been, with some considerable success, seeking there -- a democratic government, with guaranteed liberties for all, a vibrant free economy, respect for women -- and call this a war for oil, or for Halliburton.

Successes are discounted, setbacks are trumpeted, the level of American casualties is treated as if it were comparable to those in Vietnam or World War II. Allegations of American misdeeds are repeated over and over; the work of reconstruction and aid of American military personnel and civilians is ignored.

In all this they have been aided and abetted by large elements of the press. The struggle in Iraq has been portrayed as a story of endless and increasing violence. Stories of success and heroism tend to go unreported. Reporters in Iraq deserve respect for their courage -- this has been an unusually deadly war for journalists, largely because they have been targeted by the terrorists. But unfortunately they and the Bush administration have not done a good job of letting us know that last pertinent fact.

We are in an asymmetrical struggle with vicious enemies who slaughter civilians and bystanders and journalists without any regard for the laws of war. But too often we and our enemies are portrayed as moral equivalents. One or two instances of American misconduct are found equal in the balance to a consistent and premeditated campaign of barbarism.

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Review and Comment on the News 6/11/06
06.11.06 (8:21 am)   [edit]
216:  3 GITMO detainees choose 72 virgins over rice pilaf and lemon pepper fish in sun drenched tropical Cuba:

Three detainees at Guantanamo Bay apparently committed suicide amid protests of the U.S. military prison by inmates, the Defense Department said Saturday. They were the first reported deaths at the controversial detention center where suspected terrorists have been held for as long as 4 1/2 years.

Inmates hold on to a fence at the US base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba








At least they weren't tortured. I recall a BBC story in which "Human Rights"groups were criticising GITMO guards for stopping hungerstrikes, (preventing suicide in other words) citing it as evidence of mistreatment and torture. Now these clowns hang themselves and it's probably going to be considered part of the controversial mistreatment regimen as well. Must be nice to have it any way you want it. The United Nations wants GITMO shut down, the UN, that august group of humanitarians that turned the entire Democratic Republic of Congo into a rape room. Nice. Did you know that the typical GITMO detainee gains an average of 18 pounds? Must be the water boarding... bloating. 

Iran wants unconditional
talks. So this is Murtha's endgame? I knew he wasn't just angling for new jowl implants.

Neo-con negligence: 
Alberto. At least Ray Nagin isn't anywhere near South Florida. Why would anyone protest Mahmoud? He's standing up to the evil Bush. 

9/11/ Comissioner attacks Ann
Coulter:

A member of the Sept. 11 commission on Friday lashed out at conservative pundit Ann Coulter for a "hate-filled attack" in saying the widows whose husbands died in the World Trade Center used the deaths for their own political gain.

In her latest book, Coulter criticizes the four New Jersey widows who pushed for an independent commission to investigate the Sept. 11, attacks. The women also backed Democrat John Kerry's presidential candidacy in 2004.

All I can say is if she were a democrat her writing would be refered to as "cutting edge" or "witty biting satire." I've heard Al Franken say worse, unfortunately Airhead America was unceremoniously yanked from Sirius some time ago, Climate Change I'm told. Who controls the British Pound? We do We do!: Bilderbergers meet in Ottawa for crucial vote on the hegemony of mineral deposits in the Asteroid Belt:

Global luminaries such as former US secretary of state Henry Kissinger, US banker David Rockefeller and Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands were greeted at the airport by limousine drivers holding single-letter "B" signs late Thursday, said local reports.

Kissinger!! I knew it! He's into everything! Flea markets, weddings, funerals, spelling bees, now this! Whenever discussing secret societies such as the Neo-cons or Bilderbergers, alway s use the word hegemony, it gives your statements weight. Just like"daring to speak truth to power," has a certain weight. Just ask any democrat activist or politician. Who the hell is singer Kevin Ambiance? He was beaten in NYC:

 A singer whose songs have topped the Billboard dance chart was attacked by a group yelling anti-gay slurs, and four people were arrested on hate-crime charges, police and his publicist said.

Rather than charge them with nebulous "Hate Crimes" why not charge them with assault or attempted murder? Something that will stick. Something that will put them away for a long time, that's what I would want. Which is more damaging, the broken jaw or the anti-gay slurs? I guess that's Kevin's call. So enlighten me, it wouldn't have been a hate crime without the anti-gay slurs? What if they'd beaten him and said positive things about gays, such as: "we support gay marriage" would it be "violence in the defense of tolerance" or better yet a "Div ersity Crime?" Seems to me if they'd beaten the shit out of him and not said a word it would still have been a pretty hateful act. But that's just me...

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Review and Comment on the News 6/9/06
06.09.06 (10:03 am)   [edit]
Inconvenient Truth?  Kyoto Protocol fallout:

Record meteorite hits Norway.

At around 2:05 a.m. on Wednesday, residents of the northern part of Troms and the western areas of Finnmark could clearly see a ball of fire taking several seconds to travel across the sky.

A few minutes later an impact could be heard and geophysics and seismology research foundation NORSAR registered a powerful sound and seismic disturbances at 02:13.25 a.m. at their station in Karasjok.

Farmer Peter Bruvold was out on his farm in Lyngseidet with a camera because his mare Virika was about to foal for the first time.

That never used to happen. Will Bush care?

Democrats!! You're supposed to set the bag on
fire. Sheesh.

Republican U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave's re-election campaign was already heated, and it just got smelly as well: Her staff accused a Democratic activist Thursday of leaving an envelope full of dog feces at Musgrave's Greeley office.

I remember doing that in 5th Grade. Howls of derisive laughter Bruce! Zarqawi lived briefly after bombing raid:

A mortally wounded Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was still alive and mumbling after American airstrikes on his hideout and tried to get off a stretcher when he became aware of U.S. troops at the scene, a top military official said Friday.

At least he wasn't tortured. That would really be bad.  He's with his 72 virgins now and not being subjected to the indignities and horror of Rice Pilaf and Orange Glazed Chicken, Lemon Pepper Fish, the brutal exercise yards and prayer oils of GITMO. Were he blown in half (i.e. rent in twain) would he be entitled to 144 virgins? Perhaps we should send future terror war detainees here. 

One U.S. West Coast marketing agency encourages employees to stop work and duck out for massages, while at one New York hedge fund, workers break during the day for yoga classes.

More companies are offering employees the on-site pleasures of massage and yoga, not just to make their staff happy but to be competitive and even boost the bottom line

Perhaps our guys (and gals) could massage the truth out of them, hot stones, mudbaths, the works. 6/6/06 came and went. Has anyone seen my spleen?

More Kyoto
fallout:



Sikeston, MO - More than 50 signed a petition asking the Sikeston City Council to look into monkey attacks on their street.  The petitioners claim the monkey is a danger to adults and children.

Stuff like that never used to happen. Reality TV hits the border. 

More fun: Rove put wolverines in Ohio voting booths. Prescott Bush stole Geronimo's skull. Laura Bush is a robot."Who controls the British Pound? We do! We do!" At last...... Justice!!

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Review and Comment on the News 6/8/06
06.08.06 (6:53 am)   [edit]
Lidsville's Charles Nelson Reilly begins a uranium enrichment program, denies Holocaust, threatens to blow Israel off the map. Take my wife please:

A Romanian man has handed over his wife to a creditor as payment for his debts.

Emil Iancu, from tIghisu Nou, gave his wife Daniela to 72-year-old Jozef Justien Lostrie when he turned up on his doorstep to collect a £1,800 debt.

Iancu said: "I had no money to pay the debt and when I told Lostrie he said he would take my wife instead.

"I was scared of what he would do and so I signed a document saying Daniela would live with him."

But Daniela says the deal has proved better for her.

"Before I had to clean the house and look after our three children on my own, while Emil did nothing, but now I'm treated like a guest and hardly have to raise a finger," she said.

Pushing Up Whatever Passes for Daisies in the Desert, Dirt Nap,Toast: Zarqawi killed in airstrike:

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the al-Qaida leader in Iraq who waged a bloody campaign of suicide bombings and beheadings of hostages, has been killed in a precision airstrike, U.S. and Iraqi officials said Thursday. It was a long-sought victory in the war in Iraq.

Al-Zarqawi and seven aides, including spiritual adviser Sheik Abdul Rahman, were killed Wednesday evening in a remote area 30 miles northeast of Baghdad in the volatile province of Diyala, just east of the provincial capital of Baqouba, officials said.

“Al-Zarqawi was terminated,” Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki told reporters.

I know, 10,000 Zarqawis are waiting in the wings, we'll just make them angrier.

My hiatus began roughly about the time Gore's stupid movie hit the theatres. It was at that time that I stumbled across this tidbit in Scientific American:

Around 13,000 years ago, the world's climate began to change. Seas rose, glaciers retreated and ecosystems began to transform. At roughly the same time, humans arrived in North America, perhaps attracted by migrating game or newly hospitable land. Over the course of the next few millennia a host of indigenous large-bodied mammals, such as the mammoth, died out. Scientists have long debated whether climate warming or human hunting brought about this megafauna extinction. New radiocarbon dating results support the environmental explanation.

Arctic biologist R. Dale Guthrie of the University of Alaska-Fairbanks, compiled radiocarbon dates for the permafrost-preserved fossils of six species--mammoths, horses, bison, moose, wapiti and humans--found in Alaska and Yukon Territory. The former two disappeared from the continent around 12,000 years ago as the latter four multiplied and spread.

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