A man once described thusly:

The doughy darling of Leftcoast glitterati...



...a comical dupe when it comes to climatology (in college, he collected a C+ and a D in his two natural-sciences courses)

...wins an Oscar for a film about the Climate....



..as Global Warming mercilessly pounds America:

The remnants of a huge winter storm plowed toward the East Coast on Sunday after dumping as much as 2 feet of snow in the upper Midwest, grounding hundreds of airline flights and closing major highways on the Plains.

Eight traffic deaths were blamed on the storm, seven in Wisconsin and one in Kansas.


Motorists flee their burning c ars

Utility crews labored Sunday to restore power after the storm blacked out hundreds of thousands of homes and business in Iowa, Illinois, Minnesota, Nebraska and Ohio. Street and highway crews - nearly 300 snow removal trucks and plows in Chicago - worked to clear pavement of snow and ice.


The Reich Chancellary in Flames on Oscar Night

Fresh, Steaming Pantload of the Day:

Star of ABC's Ugly Betty- "U.S. won't be free until Bush is gone..."

The fact that you can get up onstage at a national forum and spout such pablum completely negates the thrust of your thesis you schlocky fucktard. Of course the fact that a new president won't take office until 2009 is lost on this smoldering dupe.

Gore Shock Troops:

Legions of "Carbon Neutral" Grannies arrested in connection with a recent string of "Butt Plug Attacks" as renegade oldsters seek to forcibly"carbon neutralize" their fellow man...



..enveloping...

Another example of sycophantic, uncritical bullshit reporting may be found here.

Al Gore, international rock star.

Iraq war expert Matt Damon is "too fat" for spy film:

An expert on the CIA reveals how Hollywood bungled its chance to tell an astonishing true spy story...'I told Matt Damon he'd be a perfect spy - if he wasn't so short, fat, pretty and white', he reveals

There is no terrorist threat. As"An Inconvenient Truth"sweeps the Oscars a snowstorm causes 35 collisions in Colorado Whiteout:

DENVER (AP) -- A large, fast-moving snowstorm closed sections of major highways on the Plains on Saturday and threatened to dump more than a foot of snow on the Upper Midwest.

Interstate 70, a major cross-country route, was closed for about 200 miles in both directions from just east of Denver to Colby, Kan., because of blowing snow and slippery pavement, according to Colorado and Kansas highway officials.


 Al Gore parlays his status as Oscar Winner into acting, portraying fop  Bobby Trendy in the upcoming "Anna Nicole Saga"....

Carbon Fartprint:

Time to start eradicating American meat eaters:

American meat eaters are responsible for 1.5 more tons of carbon dioxide per person than vegetarians every year.

Yet livestock are a major emitter of greenhouse gases that cause climate change. And as meat becomes a growing mainstay of human diet around the world, changing what we eat may prove as hard as changing what we drive.

It's not just the well-known and frequently joked-about flatulence and manure of grass-chewing cattle that's the problem, according to a recent report by the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations (FAO). Land-use changes, especially deforestation to expand pastures and to create arable land for feed crops, is a big part. So is the use of energy to produce fertilizers, to run the slaughterhouses and meat-processing plants, and to pump water.

There's the underlying reason for Global Warming: Prosperity. The more prosperous people become, the more meat they eat, the more meat they eat the more they and their cattle fart and the more land must be cleared to meet the demands of farting people and their cattle. Prosperity must be curtailed. Back to your glass holding cell, you've exceeded your Carbon Fartprint for the day. Forced vegetarianism is the only answer. I bet Al eats meat. Have you seen him lately? He's looking rather squinty eyed and porcine, time for him to go to his glass holding cell....



Worldeater Bush:

Climate Change causes tiny baby:

MIAMI (AP) -- A premature baby that doctors say spent less time in the womb than any other surviving infant is to be released from a Florida hospital Tuesday.

My young nephew seems to have a firm grasp on Valentine's Day:

ok, pass this on to all the ppl you know to warn them of this horrid holiday

Valentine's day is a holiday created by Females to persuade Males to buy
them...A BUNCH OF CRAP!!!

thanks

Fortified with  that knowledge, he probably won't wind up like this:

Tiffany Sutton apparently wanted to drink up her lover on Valentine's Day - literally, authorities said. Police early this morning arrested Sutton, who they believe may have tricked her acquaintance into having "kinky sex" so she could drink his blood. The victim, 45, and Sutton, 23, were lying in bed naked at early Wednesday when Sutton asked if he wanted to be tied up and he consented, police said.

Global Warming hearings canceled after mysterious white powder falls from sky:



Arrests have been made in connection with this atrocity. Frenzied Preservatives rip deal:

W. does the patented Clinton / Carter / Albright"Framework Shuffle":

The White House yesterday found itself fending off a conservative revolt over the North Korea nuclear deal, even scrambling to mollify one of its own top officials who expressed sharp disagreement with a provision that could spring Pyongyang from the list of countries that sponsor terrorism, U.S. officials said yesterday. And the National Review, a conservative bastion, yesterday slammed the agreement as essentially the same one negotiated by President Bill Clinton in 1994 -- a charge the Bush administration rejects. "When exactly did Kim Jong Il become trustworthy?" the magazine's editors asked. The Wall Street Journal editorial page, normally a Bush supporter, also condemned the accord yesterday as "faith-based nonproliferation."

John R. Bolton, former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, called the agreement -- in which North Korea would freeze its main nuclear facility in exchange for an initial supply of fuel oil -- "a bad deal" that violated principles that were closely held in the beginning of the Bush administration.

Not good, very not good. Kim will freeze his main nucular facility? Yeah and I'm Mr. Heimlich Maneuver. Rrright. It got Jimmy Carter a Nobel, the big question is will the Dubster yield one from the '07 remake? Naw, it'll go to Dipshit  for predicting '07's "Winter of White Ash" and the accompanying searing tempratures contained within. He'll get the Oscar as well. Boortz opines thusly:

This deal we've made with North Korea...turns out to be quite the cave-in. Former UN Ambassador John Bolton calls it a bad deal and says the Bush Administration is violating its principles. Evidently we're going to give The Gargoyle and the Norks some fuel oil and take them off the terrorism list. All in exchange for what? Let's take a look at the deal.

As John Bolton points out, the whole thing sends a bad message, and he's right. It makes us look weak. If you're a terrorist state, like say...oh, I don't know...Iran, all you have to do is wait us out. Refuse to give up your nukes long enough and we'll cave in. You might even get something out of it, like the Norks are getting here with the fuel oil. Under this deal, North Korea will get a million tons of fuel oil just for shutting down a nuclear reactor.

Oh, and you know how North Korea counterfeits U.S. currency? No problem! We're going to lift the restrictions on their banking...so The Gargoyle can fire his money-laundering schemes right back up. As Bolton points out, we're paying The Gargoyle blackmail. Of course, as always...the problem with paying blackmail is the price goes up.

And once again, we'll be played for suckers. Just like Jimmy Carter was in 1994 and Madeleine Albright was in 2000.

Beaten, Bankrupt, Airhead America's Stuart Smalley announces Senate bid:

MINNEAPOLIS — Al Franken announced Wednesday that he will run for U.S. Senate in 2008 and made it clear that the comedian and author of Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot wants to be taken seriously as a political figure.Franken is seeking the Democratic nomination to challenge Republican incumbent Norm Coleman.  In a video on his website, Franken acknowledged that voters may have doubts about electing a former Saturday Night Live performer. "Minnesotans have a right to be skeptical about whether I'm ready for this challenge, and to wonder how seriously I would take the responsibility that I'm asking you to give me," he said. "I want you to know: Nothing means more to me than making government work better for the working families of this state, and over the next 20 months, I look forward to proving to you that I take these issues seriously."

Prediction: Smalley will try to win the Coleman / Smalley Debates by hammering the holy, living snot out of him like he has dozen's of others who disagree with him. Didn't he try to beat the shit out of both Hannity and Colmes or body slam a Dean heckler? 

Worldeater Bush:

Confusion brought on by Climate Change causes cat to adopt Rottweiler pup:

MERIDEN, Conn. (AP) -- Who says cats and dogs don't get along? Workers at the Meriden Humane Society are marveling at a short-haired mother cat that has adopted a 6-day-old Rottweiler puppy that was rejected by its mother.

Good. Maybe if it's raised by cats it won't grow up to eat the face of a toddler like most Rottweilers do. Maybe Global Warming isn't such a bad thing. Joseph Kennedy makes a deal with Hugo Chavez for cheap heating oil so people can heat their homes to combat Global Warming:

Have you seen the latest Citgo-sponsored commercial for Citizens Energy Corporation?  At first glance you may have mistaken it for a Saturday Night Live sketch and watched it prepared for a good laugh. That is, until you'd realized it was all too serious. Until it struck you that a member of one of North America's most powerful political families may well be in bed with one of South America's most notorious and dangerous men.  But it gets even more disturbing. The language used to rationalize this unholy alliance appears to be right from the playbook of the devout anarchist many refer to as the Ayatollah of anti-Americanism.

The bizarre 30 second pitch (video) opens with a man who complains he needs 2 pairs of long underwear and a jacket to stay warm inside his house.  We then fade into the image of an elderly "84 and alone" woman dragging an iron cot into her kitchen from her basement so she can, as her voice-over tells us, "sleep by the oven."  The next voice we hear is that of Joseph Kennedy II, who assures us that "help is on the way." The son of Robert Kennedy then explains that heating oil is available at 40% off thanks to "our friends in Venezuela at Citgo."  In closing, tyrant Hugo Chavez's good buddy asks us to give him a jingle at 1-877-JOE-4-OIL because "no one should be left out in the cold."

Run Rudy run:

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, a moderate Republican best known for his post-Sept. 11 leadership over his city, confirmed Wednesday his intentions to run for president in the 2008 elections. Giuliani made the announcement during an appearance on CNN's "Larry King Live." He had filed a statement of candidacy earlier this month with the Federal Election Commission and filed paperwork for an exploratory committee in November. "Yes, I'm running," Giuliani told King. "I think I can make a difference. I believe this country needs leadership."

Maybe Stuart Smalley will try to beat him to a pulp before our very eyes.... enveloping.

For dramatic effect, Albert Arnold Gore Jr's Global Warming Doomsday Buttfest is scheduled for one of the hottest months of the year:

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Al Gore announced on Thursday a series of worldwide concerts to focus on the threat of climate change, with a powerhouse lineup from the Red Hot Chili Peppers (featuring the notorious  fop and dandy Dave Navarro) to Snoop Dogg (well known climatologist) to&nb sp; Bon Jovi. 

Political Pawns of the Recording Academy??:

Chixie Dicks receive several ideological Grammys:

LOS ANGELES, Feb. 12 — The Dixie Chicks’ big win at the Grammy Awards on Sunday exposed ideological tensions between the music industry’s Nashville establishment and the broader, more diverse membership of the Recording Academy, which chooses the Grammy winners, according to voters and music executives interviewed afterward.

Shouldn't one win based on musical merit rather than trendy political posturing? Global Warming continues to hammer New York and the Midwest:



Bind it: Non Binding Resolution comes to a vote:

A vote is expected by Friday on a nonbinding measure that opposes Bush's recent decision to increase the number of U.S. military personnel in Iraq while pledging support for the troops already there. The president's plan is based on a judgment that the way out of Iraq lies in sending more troops in. History has proven just the opposite. Four previous troop escalations have resulted primarily in escalating levels of violence," she said.

So why not just cut the fucking funding? Put your money where your mouth is. Weren't democrats the ones foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards demanding more troops back in '04, '05 and '06? If we hadn't gone into Iraq, the democrats would be impeaching him for not doing so....

The Department of Defense yesterday sent a letter to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that puts limits on the size of the plane she may use to travel across the country and restricts the guests she can bring, The Washington Times has learned.
    A congressional source who read the letter signed by Assistant Secretary of Defense Robert Wilkie said it essentially limits her to the commuter plane used by former Speaker J. Dennis Hastert, which requires refueling to travel from Washington to Mrs. Pelosi's San Francisco district. A second source, in the Bush junta, confirmed the contents of the letter.
    T he Washington Times first reported last week that Mrs. Pelosi's staff was pressing the Department of Defense for an Air Force aircraft large enough to fly nonstop to San Francisco. She also has pressed to be able to include other members of the California congressional delegation, her family members and her staff on the plane. 
   It's not a question of size. It's a question of distance, Mrs. Pelosi told reporters yesterday. We want an aircraft that can reach California. 
    E arlier, Mrs. Pelosi did not comment on the matter but yesterday began a counteroffensive accusing the Bush Junta of twisting the story.
    T hese misrepresentations could be coming from the administration, she told reporters yesterday. 
    O ne would only have to wonder why, she said, though adding that she did not suspect President BushHitler (who at presstime, was busy overseeing ghoulish cloning experiments on school children and eating kittens) because he has impressed upon me over and over again the need for me to have the security that I need. 
    T he letter from the Pentagon yesterday cites specific U.S. Code that government policy does not include the routine use of military aircraft for the speaker of the House. 
   Nonstop service is not guaranteed, meaning she's getting Hastert's plane and nothing bigger, the congressional source said, referring to the commuter jet Mr. Hastert began using for security reasons after the September 11 terrorist attacks.

Congratulations to the Indianapolis Colts!

Colts - 29 Bears - 17

Universal Truism: When the Super Bowl Commercial suck, the game will be a good one.

1,000,000 species are going extinct every five seconds because of Global Warming:

A French-led marine expedition team has discovered what is believed to be thousands of new species of molluscs and crustaceans around a Philippine island.The announcement was made by officials and scientists on Monday.

Some 80 scientists, technicians, students and volunteers from 19 countries led by Philippe Bouchet of the French National Museum of Natural History surveyed waters around Panglao island, 400 miles south-east of Manila from 2004-2005.

The Panglao Marine Biodiversity Project turned over more than a hundred "holotype" or representative specimen of the rare finds to the Philippine National Museum on Monday.They represent the single largest entry of holotypes to the museum, officials said.

"Numerous species were observed and photographed alive, many for the first time, and it is estimated that 150-250 of the crustaceans and 1,500-2,500 of the molluscs are new species," the expedition team's statement said.



Chimpstein. Michael Moore's Minutemen soon to be flushed out of Baghdad?

BAGHDAD, Iraq - The general who will lead Iraqi forces in the coming security crackdown in Baghdad took charge Monday, and a senior U.S. military official said the much-vaunted joint operation with American forces to curb sectarian bloodshed would start “very soon thereafter.”

One can only hope.. My Big, Fat Greek U.S. Embassy Attack:

ATHENS — A left-wing insurgency group has claimed responsibility for a rocket strike against the U.S. embassy in Greece. The Revolutionary Struggle said it conducted the Jan. 12 rocket-propelled grenade attack on the U.S. embassy in Athens, Middle East Newsline reported. In a statement, the group, which emerged in 2003, cited the U.S. military involvement in Afghanistan, Iraq and Somalia.

Barackstar Obama bathes, according to Joe Biden:

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
 
If a Republican (say Trent Snott) had said something like that, he'd be spinning from a gibbet.