Air Marshals grease wanna-be-terrorist. He had no bomb. His wife claims he was mentally ill. I believe her. More tax cuts: "Spineless Party" shows signs of hope. President Bush gives a progress speech to the shadowy Council on Foriegn Relations regarding the War on Terror and rebuilding Iraq. What was it I heard yesterday? Democrats don't want "Victory" they want "Benchmarks for Success", it's not "Immediate Withdrawal" or "Cut and Run" it's... "Strategic Redeployment." Nuance. Gak. At least Howard Dean doesn't mince words. Michael Moore's "Minutemen" kill 30. Allies pleased:Condoleeza Rice outlines the menus and activities calendar for detainees or should I say "guests"? Global Warming sweeps the U.S. And to think we could have stopped it with the stroke of a pen. Thanks Mr. President. Pope Benedict on virtue not being boring: That's what he thinks. I tried it once for 24 hours. It was boring. This is just probably some Daily Kosser or Deaniac that reached the tipping point. At least he (or she) didn't get on a plane. Leave 'em alone.
Worthy of The Onion:
The people of the Arctic filed a landmark human rights complaint against the United States, blaming the world's No. 1 carbon polluter for stoking the global warming that is destroying their habitat. The Inuit Circumpolar Conference (ICC), representing native people in the vast, sparsely-populated region girdling the Earth's far north, said they had petitioned an inter-American panel to seek relief for Canadian and US Inuit.
Soon there will be lawsuits for lightning strikes. I can't wait.
Quote of the Day: String enough adjectives together and everyone believes you.
Nobel winner Harry Pinter:
"The crimes of the United States have been systematic, constant, vicious, remorseless, but very few people have actually talked about them," he said. "It has exercised a quite clinical manipulation of power worldwide while masquerading as a force for universal good. It's a brilliant, even witty, highly successful act of hypnosis."
Worthy of The Onion:
The people of the Arctic filed a landmark human rights complaint against the United States, blaming the world's No. 1 carbon polluter for stoking the global warming that is destroying their habitat. The Inuit Circumpolar Conference (ICC), representing native people in the vast, sparsely-populated region girdling the Earth's far north, said they had petitioned an inter-American panel to seek relief for Canadian and US Inuit.
Soon there will be lawsuits for lightning strikes. I can't wait.
Quote of the Day: String enough adjectives together and everyone believes you.
Nobel winner Harry Pinter:
"The crimes of the United States have been systematic, constant, vicious, remorseless, but very few people have actually talked about them," he said. "It has exercised a quite clinical manipulation of power worldwide while masquerading as a force for universal good. It's a brilliant, even witty, highly successful act of hypnosis."
He writes poetry too...
Coupled with the "hawking British General, haughty ivory tower intellectual accent" and you can't lose. How can the US engage in a brilliant act of hypnosis if the man at the titular head of the gubbomint is an idiot?
Coupled with the "hawking British General, haughty ivory tower intellectual accent" and you can't lose. How can the US engage in a brilliant act of hypnosis if the man at the titular head of the gubbomint is an idiot?

