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Woman Nukes "Severed" Penis in Convenience Store Microwave..........
02.27.06 (7:01 am)   [edit]
Some of the strangest (and dare I say moving) human dramas are often played out in convenience stores, (particularily during the graveyard shift) I know,I speak from personal experience, I began to compose an opera in my head based on my experiences on the job there. Act I: (Prologue) --Counting In, Act II: Battle Armor or Donning The Smock, Act III: The Bar Close Beer Rush, Act IV: The Vomit Scene--(Consequences of The Bar Close Beer Rush), Act V: The Weird Guy that Demands Fresh Coffee at 3:10 a.m. each and every morning and his insensate prattlings, Act VI: The Manager (who reeks of urine) and Her Apoplectic 6:00 a.m. "your till is off by 3 cents" seizure and detailed sy nopsis of the report she received from the assistant manager who was across the street watching me with binoculars, Act VII: It's 7 in the morning, I can't sleep. But, I can honestly say I never experienced anything as weird as this:

PITTSBURGH -- A woman who claimed she was trying to cheat on a drug test was behind a bizarre incident in which a frightened convenience store clerk thought she had microwaved a severed penis, police said.

The clerk at the store outside Pittsburgh actually microwaved a male prosthetic device, police said.

The incident unfolded last week when a man and a woman entered the store and the man asked the clerk, "Can you microwave something for me? It's a life-or-death situation," according to an account the woman later gave police.

The man wrapped the object in paper towels and had the clerk microwave it, said McKeesport police Chief Joseph Pero.

When it was finished, the clerk handed the item back to the man and saw what she thought was a severed penis, Pero said.

The female customer told police she was applying for a job and was required to take a drug test. She said the man had filled the device with his urine, which she planned to submit for the test, Pero said.

According to the woman, the couple stopped to warm the device so the urine would "pass the body temperature test," Pero said.

Police weren't sure why the urine was stored in a device mimicking male genitalia.

It's all so special.

 


posted by: Fairmoon (reply)
post date: 02.27.06 (9:58 am)

thats just plain weird

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