Bowling for Concubines: Whilst filming a new Docuprop flick, film maker Michael Moore smuggled enough material to make two dirty bombs past airport security in one of his folds. He plans to cut and paste Bush (complete with bloody coke trails streaming from his nose) into the scene as a baggage screener. He also found the remote he lost in 1997. Lake Tahoe bears the brunt of Global Warming:
An unending series of March snowstorms pasted the Sierra in white, with one Lake Tahoe ski resort reporting more snowfall than during any other month over the last 35 years. At Alpine Meadows, the resort received more than 16 feet of snow at its base lodge since March 1. Midway up the mountain, more than 22 feet fell, resort representatives said Wednesday.
Damn you Mr. President!! Sign Kyoto now!! Save us! Iran's nuclear weapons program proceeding apace.
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Three strong earthquakes and several aftershocks reduced villages to rubble in western Iran early Friday, killing at least 66 people and injuring about 1,200 others, officials said. At least 13 tremors jolted the mountainous region throughout the night, Tehran University's Geophysics Institute said.
From Boortz.com: Cynthia McKinney (D) Leftist, appears to have a reputation for punching and shoving white folks she considers beneath her:
Now we're hearing reports from others on Capitol Hill that Cynthia McKinney has a reputation for treating people whom she considers beneath her status with disdain ... and especially white people whom she considers to be beneath her. One former staff member on the House International Relations committee, Richard Stafford, is now talking about an incident where McKinney struck him and pushed him aside when he tried to stop her from entering a closed-door, members-only meeting with a friend and two small children. He wanted to press charges then, but figured it would end his career.
It's Society's fault. If I'm picturing the right person, I always thought she was kinda cute for a crazed, conspiracy driven leftist.
Then again when she sports a hairdo like Phil's (pictured above) it's hard to tell.
Some leftists probably feel the same way about Michelle Malkin. More of the same in Gaza: BOOM! Antarctica's temperature is now that of Sub Saharan Africa. All because of one man...
"Kill me! Kill me!"
The 20th hijacker appears to be trying to get executed. Those 72 virgins are probably starting to look good about now.
Give the man his wish, it'll probably end up like this. Hopefully. Cheney's Halliburton Orbital Laser Platform test: Success!! Insensitive? Yes. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Up in Smoke:
Nairobi, Kenya (AHN) – Police say an incinerator, where one of Africa’s biggest narcotics seizure was set ablaze earlier today, has exploded.
No one was hurt, but the eight-hour process is now delayed with only one incinerator left to burn 1.1 metric tons of cocaine.
The campaign is aimed at dispelling rumors that some of the drugs were leaked into the international market. Suspicions arose almost immediately after police seized the $88 million worth of coke in Dec ‘04.Foreign journalists, diplomats, members of the judiciary and suspects previously arrested for drug trafficking are on site to witness the burning.
Officials say no one should be affected by the smoke. (Yeah, right)!
Director of public prosecutions, Keriako Tobiko, says the operation is running smoothly despite the blast.
There are probably some Zebra's who's stripes are about to change color. The blaze will probably contribute to Global Warming. Condoleeza Rice fends off liberal PC talking points:
In a major foreign policy speech, Ms Rice said the US had no desire to be the world's jailer, referring to the detention of inmates at Guantanamo Bay.
Name a war where there weren't thousands of errors. Canada's liberals vent their frustrations in hot, new video game..
Prime Minister Stephen Harper should hope life doesn't imitate art. A new top-selling video game kicks off with a bang -- a few bangs, actually -- with the assassination of the Canadian prime minister, sparking continental turmoil that only an elite group of soldiers can undo.
Reminds me of the book released in '04 regarding how to assassinate Bush. As long as the target is a conservative, it's fair game, even celebrated as free speech, target a liberal, it's hate speech. Just an observation. Any spelling errors in today's Review are the intellectual property of Barbra Striesand. Until Monday.
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