They are melon heads after all, it may not be their fault. Bush and Rummy are probably going to capture them and fit them with a special breathing apparatus and train them to fight in Iraq. A SCABA or Self Contained Above Water Breathing Apparatus perhaps.
The NOAA Fisheries Service released the final report today on the mysterious stranding event of melon-headed whales off the coast of Hawaii in July 2004. Although the exact cause of the stranding is unknown, scientists concluded that navy sonar exercises may have played a role in the stranding.
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