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Ok liberals!! I want you to say something nice about the Fuhrer:
Bush: Climate Change is serious problem'
Climate Change was a serious problem for Wooly Mammoths as well, just ask them.
Florida woman deploys personal airbags and survives being thrown through sunroof:
Town N Country, Florida – A woman is in stable condition after being ejected through the sunroof of her SUV during an accident.
TIME buttresses a point I've made in previous Reviews about Lieberman's Iraq outlook being his undoing:
With bloggers, consituents and many party officials still angry about his support for the war, Connecticut's moderate Democratic senator is fighting for his political life
Couple that with Bab's endorsement of his opponent and you may as well stick a fork in him. I still can't believe he was on the same ticket with that thing in 2000. Run for President as an Independent in '08!
Big Doings from the Halliburton Orbital Platform of Death: Cheney launches another salvo from space..
An asteroid possibly as large as a half-mile or more in diameter is rapidly approaching the Earth. There is no need for concern, for no collision is in the offing, but the space rock will make an exceptionally close approach to our planet early on Monday, July 3, passing just beyond the Moon's average distance from Earth
...but Alas, Dark Cheney will have to satisfy himself with a near miss.
Climate Change Fallout:
Guys! We don't stand a chance. Womb environment 'makes men gay'.
A man's sexual orientation may be determined by conditions in the womb, according to a study.
Quote of the Day: Neal Boortz:
They had some bad flooding in Washington over the past few days. Does this mean we can take bureaucrats and politicians and spread them across the country in cheap hotel rooms for four months? Please?
Ward "Hank"Churchill : Plucky Hipster to be canned. I personally am against this action, he has provided hours of entertainment during slow news cycles.
Sporting Wood: Limbaugh caught with Viagra! Jail him now:
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.
...the little Eichmann!
Climate Change claims two Potter characters:
Rowling to kill two in final Potter book
"The final chapter is hidden away, although it's now changed very slightly," she said in an interview broadcast on Monday on Britain's Channel 4. "One character got a reprieve, but I have to say two die that I didn't intend to die."
Rowling to be charged with Climatological Homicide.
Hamas is now capable of finding Israel on a map:
GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - The rival Hamas and Fatah movements agreed on a plan implicitly recognizing Israel, a top Palestinian official said Tuesday after weeks of acrimonious negotiations aiming to lift crippling international aid sanctions.
Congratulations.
Dude, where's my KFC?: Axl Rose gets the munchies, finds nearest drumstick, dines!
Useful Idiot?: Murtha snap to! Uh oh. Maybe those evil Marines didn't kill Iraqi civilians in cold blood after all. We have to hope they did, right? George W. Bush is President, this just has to be standard operating procedure, right? Bush had to give the order, right?
New evidence continues to emerge that U.S. Marines did not wantonly kill Iraqi civilians in Haditha last November - and the soldiers' accounts of what happened are backed up by videotape shot by an ultralight vehicle, NewsMax has learned.
Michael Barone: New York Times vs. America:
Why do they hate us? No, I'm not talking about Islamofascist terrorists. We know why they hate us: because we have freedom of speech and freedom of religion, because we refuse to treat women as second-class citizens, because we do not kill homosexuals, because we are a free society.
Celebrate Diversity:
Roving Bands of TransGender Americans Sack New Orleans:
Robyn Lewis, owner of Dark Charm fashion and accessories for women, represents the first line of defense for the Magazine Street shop owners. She is the first to see them come strutting in their pumps down St. Andrew Street, the bewigged pack of thieves who have plagued the Lower Garden District since May. Like an SOS flare, Lewis grabs her emergency phone list and starts calling. “They’re coming,” she warns Eric Ogle a salesman at Vegas, a block down Magazine Street. Ogle, who was terrorized by the brazen crew two months earlier, alerts neighboring Winky’s where manager Kendra Bonga braces for the onslaught. Soon every shop owner in the 2000 block of Magazine Street has been alerted. Sarah Celino at Trashy Diva eyes the door, ready to flip the lock at the first sight of the....
ROTFLMAOAAAIEFMRN!!!! Climate Change led to Katrina, which led to the horrible wanton plunder we are now witnessing! I know I'm beating a dead seal, I promise, I'll try to get off Climate Change.....
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