Bush:

"This is the first thing I do every morning, right after I walk Beasley and Barney." the president said as he logged on to the computer.  He then entered an Internet address, then his user name and password.  Four boxes appeared on the screen labeled "regular," "mid-grade," "premium," and "diesel."  The president entered three digits into each box.  These digits would be the prices that consumers would pay for gas across the country until the next time the president logs on. 

The horror of it all! The fact that we the trodden on proletarian puppets are forced to dance on the strings  of this madman!!