It's Bush's Fault:
KKKramer: Michael Richards apologizes for racially insensitive remarks at a Comedy Club and blames Bush's handling of Katrina and makes a veiled reference to Iraq.
Grand Wizard Michael Richards
Slice and Dice can't get a break:
After a firestorm of criticism, News. Corp. said Monday that it has canceled the O.J. Simpson book and TV special "If I Did It." "I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project," said Rupert Murdoch, News Corp. chairman. "We are sorry for any pain that this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson."
This ought to be interesting:
Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.
But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.
The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."
Two peace activists generate a news story, thus constituting a movement?? The maturity level necessary to hatch such a plan beggars the imagination. Sheehan? I wonder if she is related to "Cindy of the Entombed Uterus" Sheehan? Read on:
The couple are no strangers to sex and social activism. Sheehan, no relation to anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped naked and spelled out the word "Peace."
I seem to remember that picture. If you haven't eaten yet, you may want to click on the "Zombietime Hall of Shame" link on my links sidebar, it may have been there. I have to be in the mood to go there, bearded naked men with breast implants carrying peace signs...udder...I mean, shudder.
The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of "my missile is bigger than your missile," as Reffell put it.
The grasp of geopolitical complexity here is staggering. What if Hillary gets elected president and starts a war? What of your little pet theory then? She voted to send troops into war. What of her missile? What of the Falklands? What of Joan of Arc? How would Sheehan and Reffell deal with this menace? Blowup dolls and dildos?
Victor Davis Hanson, Will the West Stumble? Yes.
Androgynous Zombietimers can heave a sigh of relief. This is brilliant, tax cigarettes to raise money for health care, the more people you have smoking the better, more revenue raised for health care, but then, make sure you encourage people not to smoke thus potentially driving down revenues.
Does Al Gore really believe in catastrophic global warming? Since Al Gore was offered the opportunity (in person) to facilitate serious debate on the underlying science of global climate change, 10 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 20 hours, 47 minutes, and 49 seconds have elapsed.Despite milking lucrative speaking engagements and book deals with his global warming shtick he declines any such debate.Perhaps he's afraid of the Real Inconvenient Truth?
"Review and Comment on the News"
...will resume Monday, November 27th 2006, have a pleasant holiday, in the meantime, here's a picture of an offshore oil ri g to offend you....
Bwahahahahahaha!!
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