Hollywood's favorite sock puppet:
Did anyone not see this coming?:
Tonight, Al Gore won an Emmy for Current TV, his global television network that allows viewers to "create and influence what airs on TV." The audience gave Gore a long standing ovation as he and his Current TV partner, Joel Hyatt, walked onstage to receive the award for "interactive television services."
Al, flush with yet another victory as he goes for the Hat Trick..
So, not only has Al created the Internet, he also appears to have invented the remote as well. What a visionary. Have you noticed nearly every award he is up for he wins? Maybe Hollywood is his sock puppet. The Nobel is next. Then Prom King..
"The Flying Nun" goes on a predictable anti-war rant:
Twenty-two years after her immortal Oscar speech, the Fox network really did NOT like Sally Field.
Accepting her Emmy on Sunday night for lead actress in a drama series ("Brothers and Sisters"), Field stumbled halfway through, lost her train of thought, screeched at the audience to stop applauding so she could finish talking -- and then was bleeped by Fox censors as she stammered through an anti-war rant. "And, let's face it, if the mothers ruled the war, there would be no (expletive) wars in the first place," Field said, but Fox cut away for much of her comment. Backstage, Field told reporters that she wanted to recognize mothers who wait for their sons to come home from war. She added, however, that she "didn't have a political agenda."
Told that she had been bleeped, Field responded: "Oh well. I've been there before. Well, good. I don't care. I have no comment other than, oh well. I said what I wanted to say. I wanted to pay homage to the mothers of the world, and let their work be seen and valued."
Aren't there mothers over there in Iraq in our military as we speak? O.J. getting Al Caponed?:
An apparent audiotape of O.J. Simpson's standoff with men he accused of stealing his memorabilia begins with the ex-NFL star demanding, "Don't let nobody out this room. ... Think you can steal my (expletive) and sell it?" Simpson was arrested Sunday and booked at a county jail on charges connected with what police described as a robbery at a Las Vegas hotel. A judge ordered Simpson be held without bail, Sgt. John Loretto said. A court date was set for Thursday.
He needs to go on an anti-war rant. The President is motivated by politics (gasp)! Greenspan: We're doomed because of Bush.
I knew there was a reason 60 Minutes had Greenspan after his book release on in under 5 seconds:
Alan Greenspan claims Iraq war was really for oil.
He must have been in on strategy sessions and actually heard this. Isn't he married to a highly placed CBS reporter? But wait!! There's more:
Greenspan, 81, is understood to believe that Saddam Hussein posed a threat to the security of oil supplies in the Middle East.
Maybe he supported Saddam's removal? Apparently, Greenspan is clarifying his remarks in a Washington Post interview and I forgot my mandatory password and it's Monday and I don't want to spend 4 hours re-registering....Ah! Here it is!
Iran is not a threat.
Six hundred Iranian Shihab-3 missiles are pointed at targets throughout Israel, and will be launched if either Iran or Syria are attacked, an Iranian website affiliated with the regime reported on Monday.
They are only protecting themselves from an Imperial America....
Thompson: Too lazy??
Madame Hillrod prepares to bring all of us under the iron heel of The Collective:
She's at it again, folks. Hillary Rodham is going to give us all of the details for her grand plan to bring the United States into line with the rest of the socialized medicine world. Rodham will tell us that her plan is going to cost around $110 billion a year. That's a lie ... and she knows it's a lie. Take a look at every medical-related spending program out there, from Medicare on .. and you'll find that the politicians who brought us these programs flat-out lied when they told us how much they would cost. Hillary's $110 billion a year will become $300 billion an year and more before her husband makes his next conquest. Make no mistake. Every single politician in Washington knows that the surest way to make affordable health care available to every single American is through the private sector. They know that eliminating the regulations that stifle competition, and getting rid of insurance mandates that drive up the cost of even the most basic policies would bring millions of the uninsured back into the ranks of the fully insured. They know that giving individuals the same tax treatment for buying their own health insurance policies that their employers get providing those policies for them would solve much our problem with the uninsured. The know all of these things .. .but they also know one more very important fact. With every private sector solution introduced into our health care system politicians and government lose power ... and that just cannot be permitted. The goal of these politicians is not to bring you health care. Their goal is to make you more dependent on government ... and them.
Not to be outdone, the elfin Kucinich pushes Socialized Food. Vegan of course...
What if you have an erection, I mean election, lasting longer than 5 hours? This thing already seems eternal....
Lest we forget:
Prison Bitch
Bob solves all of our problems in Iraq and The War on Terror in one swell foop:
Bob "The Decider"
Many times I have been asked, what IS the solution.
What is YOUR SOLUTION BOB!?
Well, here it is:
1. Begin Drawing the troop levels down today, not in 18 months.
2. Release EVERY receipt for this little war into the public domain, and show the World, Congress, and most importantly the People of the United States EXACTLY what is being done, in the "name of supporting the troops".
Solution number 3 is my favorite and amply demonstrates Bob's subtle grasp of geopolitical nuance, his "Amazing Grace and Chuck" moment if you will:
3. In 1 week's time, gather the heads of government or their official representatives, including those of Al-Qaeda and whoever else, to a meeting. And begin talking, not in hidden rooms, in public meetings. The topic of the meeting and the nature of the meeting - "What can I do as a participant of this meeting do to assist and help everyone else attending this meeting bring the middle east to a peaceful solution." If they want to fight over religion, money, the size of the dicks, whatever, then they should not have even shown up because they don't care about their own people, they care only to take advantage.
4. The Farting Decider and his Snarling Prick, (Translation: BushHitler and Darth Cheney to my 2 or 3 august readers) need to let Iraqis decide how they want to run their country. Iran, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and especially the U.S. have absolutely NO PLACE in telling any "sovereign" country how to manage their country. Holy Crap, Bush and Cheney have bankrupt the United States, there are banks in England that people are rushing to withdraw their money because of the "investments" in the U.S. housing market that is failing as we speak. Bush and his crook cohorts are NOT in any way qualified to tell other countries how to operate.
There you have it: The Sordid Boil Impacted Buttock of the Body GeoPolitic, courtesy of Bob. I for one, am speechless...
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