Stop or my mom will shoot:

John McCain's 95-year-old mother, in a swipe at her son's rival Mitt Romney, said Friday that Mormons were to blame for the scandal that rocked the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics. During an appearance on MSDNC, Roberta McCain laid out why her son, John, deserves to win the Republican presidential nomination. But in evaluating McCain's primary rivals, she criticized Romney's Mormon faith and his time in Salt Lake City. "As far as the Salt Lake City thing, he's a Mormon and the Mormons of Salt Lake City had caused that scandal. And to clean that up, again, it's not a subject," Roberta McCain said.
Disclaimer: John McCain quickly stepped in: "The views of my mothers are not necessarily the views of mine." "Well, that's my view and you asked me," Roberta answered.
Senator McCain was later sent to his room without dinner...enveloping...
Leftists in Hollywood continue to lecture us about the War on Terror:
The wave of recent films set against the backdrop of war in Iraq and post-9/11 security has failed to win over film-goers keen to escape grim news headlines when they go to the movies, analysts say. In a break with past convention, when films based on real conflicts were made only years after the last shots were fired, several politically-charged films have gone on release while America remains embroiled in Iraq.
Therein lies my beef and/or central gripe. Almost without exception, however, the crop of movies have struggled to turn a profit at the box-office and in many cases have received a mauling from unimpressed critics as well.
Green Week almost over!!!!:
Only one more day of this fucking crap. At least I hope it's only a week...
Ah Joe! One of my favorite politicians nails it:
The 2008 Democratic candidates are beholden to a "hyper-partisan, politically paranoid" liberal base that could endanger the final nominee's chances of winning next year's presidential election, Joe Lieberman, the former vice-presidential Democratic candidate, said yesterday. In his most outspoken attack on fellow Democrats since he was unsuccessfully challenged last year by Ned Lamont, a liberal Democrat, for his Senate seat in Connecticut, Mr Lieberman yesterday said he might not vote for the Democratic presidential nominee next year.
It's really hard to believe he was on the same ticket with that thing in 2000.
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!
Rove (The Puppetmaster to those of you in the hyper-partisan, politically paranoid liberal base):
Pelosi sucking for air:
This week is the one-year anniversary of Democrats winning Congress. But House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid probably aren't in a celebrating mood. The goodwill they enjoyed after their victory is gone. Their bright campaign promises are unfulfilled. Democratic leadership is in disarray. And Congress's approval rating has fallen to its lowest point in history.
The problems the Democrats are now experiencing begin with the federal budget. Or rather, the lack of one. In 2006, Democrats criticized Congress for dragging its feet on the budget and pledged that they would do better. Instead, they did worse. The new fiscal year started Oct. 1--five weeks ago--but Democrats have yet to send the president a single annual appropriations bill. It's been at least 20 years since Congress has gone this late in passing any appropriation bills, an indication of the mess the Pelosi-Reid Congress is now in. Even worse, the Democrats have made clear all their talk about "fiscal discipline" is just that--talk. They're proposing to spend $205 billion more than the president has proposed over the next five years. And the opening wedge of this binge is $22 billion more in spending proposed for the coming year. Only in Washington could someone in public life be so clueless to say, as Sen. Reid and Rep. Pelosi have, that $22 billion is a "relatively small" difference.
Beholden to MoveOn.org and other left-wing groups, Democratic leaders have ignored the progress made in Iraq by the surge, diminished the efforts of our military, and wasted precious time with failed attempts to force an immediate withdrawal from Iraq. They continue to try to implement this course, which would lead to chaos in the region, the creation of a possible terror state with the third largest oil reserves in the world, and a major propaganda victory for Osama bin Laden as well as for Iran, Hamas and Hezbollah.
Filed under "Trouble in Paradise":
Sanity may be rearing it's ugly head amongst rank and file Democrats:

WASHINGTON (AP) - Rank-and-file Democrats expressed heartburn on Friday over their party's latest anti-war strategy, with some members reluctant to coincide a vote to bring troops home with Veterans Day. The House was on track to consider next week legislation that would give President Bush $50 billion for operations Iraq and Afghanistan but insist that he begin withdrawing troops. The measure identifies a goal of ending combat by December 2008, leaving only enough soldiers and Marines behind to fight terrorists, train Iraqi security forces and protect U.S. assets. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi pushed off plans for a Friday vote after caucus members told her late Thursday they weren't sure they would support it. Liberal Democrats said the proposal was too soft, while conservative members told Pelosi they thought it went too far.
Can you say fissure?
BushCo. Junta (or Climate Change, or both, pending autopsy report) kills Norman Mailer:
 Norman Mailer, the latest victim of BushCo. Junta or Climate Change?
Karl Rove caused the Yellowstone Caldera to rise 7 inches to coincide with the 2004 and 2006 Elections:
WASHINGTON – A big blob of molten rock appears to pushing up remnants of an ancient volcano in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming, scientists reported Friday. They say no volcanic explosion is imminent – that already happened 642,000 years ago, creating the volcanic crater known as a caldera where part of Yellowstone Lake sits. From the middle of 2004 through 2006, the floor of the caldera rose 7 inches at a rate of 2.8 inches a year – the biggest rise ever measured, they reported.
Coincidence? Me thinks not. Is methinks one word or two? It's one, I thought so...ah Google.
There is a certain formerly special someone I'm hoping this is happening to in spades:
Social networking giant MySpace stumbled to its knees at the hands of a cyber superbug recently, falling ill to a severe phishing epidemic that is plaguing a vast and vulnerable segment of its membership. The viral scam, which targets the site's younger users, promises victims a free $500 Macy's gift card.
Even though she's 40, she may be just dumb enough to fall for it...
May as well get this over with so I don't have to dick with it tomorrow:
NFL Week 10 Picks:
Atlanta at Carolina: Carolina - Wrong Minnesota at Green Bay: Green Bay - Right Denver at KC: Denver - Right Buffalo at Miami: Buffalo - Right St. Louis at New Orleans: New Orleans - Wrong Cleveland at Pittsburgh: Pittsburgh - Right Jacksonville at Tennessee: Tennessee - Wrong Philly at Washington: Washington - Wrong Cincinnati at Baltimore: Cincinnati - Right Detroit at Arizona: Detriot - Wrong Dallas at The New York Football Giants: Dallas - Right Chicago at Oakland: Chicago - Right Indy at SanDiego: Indy - Wrong San Francisco at Seattle: Seattle - Right
8 - Right 6 - Wrong
Record thus far: 45-24
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